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Casey Kasem's Wife Pelted His Daughter With Raw Meat This Weekend
Gabrielle Bluestone · 06/01/14 10:00PMThe Best Restaurant in New York Is: The Statue of Liberty's Crown Café
Caity Weaver · 05/22/14 01:50PMWoman Dislocates Jaw Biting Into Oversized 'Fat American' Burger
Neetzan Zimmerman · 08/20/13 01:15PMMan Fails to Smuggle Pet Turtle Disguised as Pet Hamburger onto Plane
Caity Weaver · 08/02/13 03:46PMNew Yorkers: Help Us Find New York's Worst Burger
Max Read · 02/22/12 07:17PMWoman Drive-Thru Robs a White Castle
Seth Abramovitch · 08/23/11 01:04AMOutrage in Washington: Michelle Obama Ate a Burger Yesterday
Jim Newell · 07/12/11 12:11PMOh man, the Washington Post has caught hypocrite Michelle Obama red-handed, stuffing her hypocrite face with hypocrite hamburgers and shakes and fries at a diner. Why isn't she eating organic free-range slime and hippie grain dirt or whatever the hell she forces children to eat in school, hmm? Hypocrite. Fraud!
Obama, Medvedev Eat Messy Hamburgers
Jim Newell · 06/24/10 01:01PMWorld's Biggest Hamburger Takes 12 Hours to Cook
Richard Lawson · 06/07/10 02:15PMThe Gross Food Coming to a Vending Machine Near You
Max Read · 05/27/10 12:26AMApril Fool's Prank Taunts Hamburger-Loving New Yorkers
Remy Stern · 04/01/10 10:17AMThe Secrets to Making Fast Food Appear Palatable
Mike Byhoff · 12/07/09 02:55PMBam's Burger Blunder: Dijon Already His 'Mission Accomplished'
Pareene · 05/07/09 04:53PMObama Orders Burger With Elitist European Condiment
Pareene · 05/07/09 10:18AMIs Childbirth On Jennifer Aniston’s Mind?
Douglas Reinhardt · 10/20/08 12:49PMClick to viewBoomp3.com A coy Jennifer Aniston quickly denied the claim that she had babies on the brain while waiting for a friend in a back alley. Aniston chuckled as she discovered the accidental thought bubble above her, saying, “Maybe I should stand underneath a sign that says 'Oscar winner,' or 'cheeseburger.'” [Photo Credit: X17] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.