Lily's in a coma, so RJ takes dream girl, Jenny Swanson, to the dance. But things never go as planned for Berger, and the finale was no exception. Recap and one of the weirdest (best?) endings in TV history inside.

MTV is killing original comedies right now. They distract you with all the reality television—with girls getting arrested or punched in the face—then sneak a Hard Times of RJ Berger in under the radar.

The high school dance is the backbone of nearly every teen rom-com. Since RJ Berger is the cumulative tele-version of that genre, it isn't hard to spot a bunch of teen movie references in this week's episode.

RJ and Miles break into their teacher's house to steal answers for an upcoming test, with help from Miles' Iraq veteran brother, Chet. But things get a little FUBAR for poor Chet after crossing enemy lines...

RJ gets detention—aka minority island—for popping pills (aspirin) in the principle's office. While there, RJ befriends the school's group of gangstas who lead him down a deviant road ending in bloodshed and gunfire...nail-gunfire that is.

RJ's parents go away for the weekend and hire a sexy babysitter, which triggers his teenage fantasies. A major rager breaks out at his house, the babysitter gets wasted and RJ comes closer to losing his v-card than ever before.

The horny-meter was off the charts on last night's Hard Times of RJ Berger! RJ craves a "tug-job" from Claire, fails, and receives awkward advice from his parents, teachers, and bus driver.