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'Sex-Crazed Loser' Crashes Into Adult Store, Steals $800 Vagina

Lauri Apple · 08/23/11 09:28PM

Felonious, hypersexual people just can't stop crashing into the AdultMart of Brownhelm Township, Ohio to steal sex toys! In the latest incident involving theft at the popular sex-stablishment, a man stole a semi and crashed it into the place, making off with a $800 "life-like masturbator complete with female genitalia with legs and buttocks."