The dapper Facts of Life star was recently quoted as saying: "There is a strange pecking order among actors. Theater actors look down on film actors, who look down on TV actors. Thank God for reality shows, or we wouldn't have anybody to look down on." Oh what a jerk! What did Jonny Fairplay ever do to you? Besides existing, I mean. This is just going to crush Samantha Harris, host of Dancing With the Stars, who had recently issued Clooney something of a dare to appear on the show. I guess she'll have to settle for Tanya from The Real World or something. Oh my god! I think I look down on them too. That means I'm basically George Clooney! [Showbiz Spy]

Up at Columbia University, first they came for the blacks but no one said anything, except they totally did say something but Columbia wouldn't give the police their security tapes that may have showed who hung a noose on an African-American professor's door. And now they have come for the Jews! A swastika was found painted on the office door of a Columbia Teachers College psych professor who researches the Holocaust. You know, we've long complained that the students today are politically apathetic and that they should get off their privileged asses and do something. Guess we should have been more specific!