Bernie Madoff Has Some Health Problems Gabrielle Bluestone · 01/22/14 07:36PM Bernie Madoff, apparently in possession of an organ resembling a heart, suffered a cardiac arrest last month. And, according to reports, he also has serious kidney problems.
Dick Cheney Kept Alive By Technology Hamilton Nolan · 07/14/10 04:20PM Evil monster Dick Cheney has obtained "a new heart device," for his real heart is dead.