When the Earth Stops Moving, What's the Real Story? Richard Rushfield · 09/29/09 03:17PM Courtesy of The Wrap.
News Report on Gay Protests Alarmingly Accurate Owen Thomas · 12/12/08 02:00PM I'm not sure I understand what the fuss is in this wire story about gays protesting same-sex marriage bans. Doesn't this happen every day?
Breaking Economic News Pareene · 08/20/08 04:43PM America's fiscal crisis finally hits us where it hurts. We hear the prices these days are obscene. (Very special thanks to tipster A.H.) [Reuters]
abalk · 09/20/07 02:15PM "The ponies abandoned by British children and sent to France as horse meat" [Daily Mail (U.K.)]
abalk · 09/07/07 04:05PM "Celebrity Chef Gordon Ramsay Accidentally Burns His Genitals" [Feed Syndicate]
abalk · 08/23/07 01:30PM "Prime minister gets finger in post." The actual story is SO less exciting than what you're imagining. [Reuters]
abalk · 08/15/07 10:40AM "South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With '$63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties" [Fox News]