Click to viewBoomp3.com Something must be going wrong in Hollywood today as megawatt star Naomi Watts dropped off her own clothes at a Brentwood area dry cleaner. Watts tried to maintain a low profile, but her radiant smile —not to mention the small army of shutterbugs trailing her— gave her away. Before cataloging all of Watts’ items, the owner of the dry cleaner offered the standard issue deal for celebrities. The owner said, “Now if you bring in a signed head shot of any kind, it’s free dry cleaning for life, except for comforters. Those things just take too long to clean.” [Photo Credit: Splash Pics] *A Call To The Bullpen is a work of fiction. Although the pictures we use are most certainly real, Defamer does not purport that any of the incidents or quotations you see in this piece actually happened. Lighten up, people ... it's a joke.

It seems that when you're a former heartthrob forced to maintain your celebrity status on the likes of Idol-wannabe reality shows, picking up women isn't as easy as flashing your veneers and saying hello. In the case of hamburger abuser David Hasselhoff, he might have been able to score by simply striding up to a group of giggly women and opening with "Hi, I'm The Hoff." But one pesky home video and one bitter divorce battle later, the NY Daily News reports that David's current moves aren't so slick: