Three Republican congressmen who appear in the news occasionally — Paul Ryan, Eric Cantor, and Kevin McCarthy — are releasing a book called Young Guns, referring to themselves. They must be important! So who are these sexy, cavalier, conservative idea-machines?

Proving crazy hair and bad attitude are more alluring to teenagers than mild-mannered magic, Google Trends shows Pattinson is significantly more searched than Radcliffe. That snap you just heard was the simultaneous locking of 7 million chastity belts. [PopEater]