It only took 13 weeks of screaming and bacon-avoiding, but—on last night's Thintervention finale—Jackie Warner's D-listers finally lost the pounds! How did Warner reward them? With such encouraging words as,"You're not the fat boy now!" Watch inside.

On Sunday, we told you that Andy Rooney has vowed to lose 20 lbs. by Halloween. (Video here.) Tonight, Stephen Colbert hilariously discussed the absurdity of Rooney's goal after playing an even more hilarious clip reel of his constant complaining.

Today, The View—and cohost Barbara Walters—returned from its summer hiatus for its 14th season with a very special guest: David Letterman, making his first ever appearance on the show. Video highlights—including talk about Jay Leno and Jersey Shore—inside.