The actor and hiptellectual (we're just making up words these days, right Sarah?) announced on Good Morning America today that he will be teaching a "very special class" in New Haven next year. What should it be? We have ideas.

Amanda Lorber, the dynamo crazy newspaper editor from MTV's delightful reality series The Paper (much loved by me and, especially, Jezebel) will be attending NYU in the fall. She plans to study journalism and to hopefully live a "normal" life, untainted by her sudden TV fame. Sure she can! Look at how the... uh, Olsens did it.