Looks like the Hells Angels have figured out that the pen is mightier than the crowbar.

Last month we told you about this brilliant, cutting-edge, edgy, ahead of the edge, razor's edge ad out of France for some "unbreakable" eyeglass frames. We gently noted that every last bit of information about who made the ad and where they would be during business hours every day was easily accessible online, should the Hells Angels be interested in those facts. Not that they would, what with their legendary sense of humor!

The neat thing about this ad is that even though the model guy and his creative team were probably like "We're in France, whatever," it's just as easy to find the names of everyone involved in creating this ad and where they work as it would be to send that information directly to the Hells Angels chapter in Paris.

The big, scary, speed-popping, Harley-revving, Altamont-terrorizing crime syndicate known as the Hells Angels are angry — and you don't want to see them when they're angry. Because they'll call their lawyers! What they are angry about is this T-shirt, produced by L.A.-based Wildfox Couture, which bears the slogan "My Boyfriend s a Hells Angel."

A "fearsome" muscle-bound Hell's Angel called 66-year-old Keith DeGroot a "fucking Jew" and knocked his eyeglasses off. So "Cockney Keith" broke the guy's skull with his walking stick. This glorious underdog victory will cost Keith 18 months in jail. [YorkshireEveningPost]

The Swedish government has ordered a Swedish Hells Angels member (!?) to repay medical benefits after he committed crimes that would have been impossible given the back condition he claimed. This will happen all the time under Obama's health plan!

A German student threw a dog at a bunch of bikers in Munich before stealing a bulldozer and driving away. "What motivated him to throw a puppy at the Hell's Angels is currently unclear," says a police spokesman. [BBC]