Aloe vera gel. Magnesium caps. Maple syrup. Organic Chlorella. Omega-3 fish oil. Homemade coconut Kefir. Bone broth. Agave (but not any more). These are all items Kristin Cavallari has consumed to soothe what ails her. Today, she tried a new brand of snake oil: “He Shou Wu powder.”

Representatives of Egypt's military—you know, the coup guys—claimed in weirdly public fashion over the weekend that they have hit upon a revolutionary breakthrough treatment for AIDS and Hepatitis C. But an embarrassed aide to Egypt's president is calling "bullshit."

According to Zagat, "'Sharing" is the thing at this "rustic" bi‑level Villager," but an Alta pastry chef might have shared a little more than diners asked for at the pricey tapas restaurant.

If you've eaten at the Olive Garden in Fayetteville, North Carolina, you probably have hepatitis, that's just science. After an employee tested positive for Hepatitis A, hundreds of panicked former customers descended upon the local healthcare clinic for vaccination.

Think the War on Christmas doesn't exist? How do you explain this? Health officials are warning people who went to mass on December 25 at a Long Island Church that they were exposed to hepatitis A during communion. Very sneaky!

Obesity life stage suggestions! Safe vaginal birth! West Nile everywhere! Hep C hope! Strong like a garbage man! Dangerous like makeup! Deadly like fungus! It's your Thursday Health Watch, where we watch your health—while keeling over!

Ahhhh! Hepatitis!!! You definitely have it if you're a famous person (like Lucy Liu or Demi Moore or Kate Hudson or Bruce Willis) who went to Ashton Kutcher's birthday party at downtown (that's the cool part!) Manhattan clurrrb Socialista. A bartender, hilariously and appropriately named Leif, was recently diagnosed with a "raging" (as the medical professionals at the Post are calling it) case of Hepatitis A, a disease that promises symptoms like diarrhea and jaundice. Jaundice? In Ashton's beautiful, murky eyes? This is worse than AIDS and Spanish Flu COMBINED. Spanish AIDS! [P6]