Last night, Prince performed a concert at Madison Square Garden. During the show, he invited Kim Kardashian on stage to dance with him. But she just stood there awkwardly! So, he kicked her ass off the stage like a boss.

And the award for Badass of the Day goes to... this red-coated English granny, who scared off a group of would-be jewelry store robbers in the English town of Northampton by hitting them with her giant purse. Get it, girl.

Missing Egyptian Google executive Wael Ghonim has been found! He was in government custody, of course, and he'll be released on Monday. And, as it turns out, Ghonim was a "key figure" in Egypt's ongoing uprising.

Bucking the long-held Hollywood tradition of celebrities giving their kids insane names, butterscotch stallion Owen Wilson and his girlfriend have dubbed their new son Robert Ford Wilson. That's it. Yes, a slight outlaw association, but nothing weirder. Rather amazing!

"To be honest with you, [Arizona] can be pretty boring for a trauma surgeon sometimes."

After the horrific Tucson shootings last weekend, future U.S. president Sarah Palin retreated to her prayer cave and prayed for guidance. Today, she's announced her findings: The real tragedy here is "journalists and pundits" who "manufacture a blood libel."

Dick Winters's exploits during the invasion of Normandy (and other battles) were depicted in HBO's sweeping 2001 miniseries Band of Brothers, about airborne division Easy Company's WWII campaign. He passed away in Pennsylvania January 2nd, at the age of 92.

Conservative deity Ronald Reagan would have turned 100 next month, so the entire Free World will celebrate with bronze statues, museum exhibits, a conservative retreat to the Reagan Library and even a "special tribute" at the Super Bowl. Get excited!

Scorched earth flight attendant Steven Slater—who slid down an inflatable slide and into our hearts last summer—is raising funds for his legal defense by selling "Let It Slide" t-shirts on his website, just in time for the holidays.

Last week, Heng Song was tending to a client in his Anchorage, Alaska barber shop when a Jeep suddenly made its way through the front door. But that didn't stop Song—mere seconds later, he went back to clipping!

A woman's car burst into flames following a highway accident. Somehow a cop managed to remove her from the burning vehicle by shooting the passenger window and dragging her limp body to safety. Footage of the rescue inside.

When Carlos Flores bravely leapt onto the 103rd St. tracks Sunday morning to pull a fallen old man to safety, he became at least the fifth official NYC Subway Hero in the past few years. But who's the most heroic?

60 Minutes had a segment yesterday illustrating how Sargent Salvatore Giunta rescued two men from the Taliban in an impossible situation. 60 Minutes claims that he is now the only living recipient of the Medal of Honor since Vietnam. Video inside.

45-year-old New York bookkeeper John Westwood seeks a woman on whom to perform oral sex, no strings attached. While some turn to Craigslist, Westwood has developed his own approach: leaving explicit cards inside of women's magazines with his phone number.

Malik Turner, a 40 year-old Manhattan man who works for UPS, is tired of the bar scene and skeptical of internet dating. So he went ahead and posted some very direct personal ads on pay phone booths. Ladies?

Did you know that President Bill Clinton's hero is Hustler publisher Larry Flynt? Well he is! That is, according to Larry Flynt, who says the former president told him so once. In Las Vegas, no less!

Daniel Kish has been blind since childhood, but has found a way to visualize his surroundings by copying the behavior of bats. Watch as he bikes and locates a ball in a field by making clicking noises with his mouth.

News came in today that budding country star Gwyneth Paltrow will be performing her sure-to-be-hit song "Country Strong", from the movie of the same name, at the Country Music Awards. Oh brother. What other ridiculous things could Paltrow do next?

Clifford "T.I." Harris may be going to jail after he was caught with drugs. Hopefully the judge will take into consideration the fact that Tip just talked some guy down from the roof of a building in Atlanta.

What sort of college woman would turn her body into a walking KFC advertisement by accepting $500 to wear sweatpants with "Double Down" emblazoned on the buttocks? An empowered one!