“Why didn’t we bomb the shit out of them?” a man asked me. “Why aren’t we bombing the shit out of ‘em? Give me a B-52 and I’ll go over there right now.” It was a chilly night in Texas, but his mind was more than 6,000 miles away, in Libya. He and I and some 30,000 other people had come to AT&T Stadium in Arlington, Texas—home of the Dallas Cowboys—for the outsized world premiere of 13 Hours: The Secret Soldiers of Benghazi.

The undercard of tonight’s GOP debate (yes, another one) began at 6 p.m. on Fox News, a time when very few people are at home engaging with their televisions. The debates are so openly pointless that Rand Paul didn’t even bother to show up to this one, choosing instead to do anything other than listen to Rick Santorum’s fossilized god warrior shtick for the hundredth time.

Hillary Clinton is not going to make it easy for you to come around to supporting her. “You” meaning the good young liberal, who probably voted for Obama, and perhaps even (if you are old enough) supported him over her in 2008.

Hillary Clinton has been on a deeply uncomfortable streak of trying to show the world her more “likable” and “human-like” qualities. And according to a new poll from The New York Times and CBS, it’s only making things worse.

Vice President Joe Biden, a man for whom every day is a living nightmare in which he is not running for president, dissed Hillary Clinton on CNN last night. Clinton is “relatively new” to engaging with income inequality, he said, while rival Bernie Sanders “has credibility” on the issue. Oh damn.

YAASSS Hillary! Pander queen!!!!!!! The Ellen Show is lit AF today, and this is MFW I see Lena Dunham’s meme mom getting hype. I want to die, right now, please.

DES MOINES, IOWA—At two campaign events for Hillary Clinton in Iowa on Saturday, speaker Lena Dunham did not shake any hands, nor did she take any questions from the crowd. What does Lena Dunham think of the ethanol mandate? I could not tell you.

Ted Cruz has been parading around Iowa this week, delivering meticulously rehearsed stump speeches and unfortunately unrehearsed “jokes.” It’s hard to tell exactly which category Cruz’s latest little metaphor falls in—mostly because it’s hard to imagine that anyone would ever tell him that talking about spanking Hillary Clinton is a good idea.

According to newly released emails from the controversial personal email account Hillary Clinton used while Secretary of State, Clinton raised an eyebrow at a State Department employee’s use of a personal email account.

Bad news for the remaining presidential candidates, but primarily, in this case, Hillary Clinton: if you don’t binge watch a Netflix show at the rate of an everyday inert American, you’re liable to unwittingly embarrass yourself on the campaign trail.

Like many people, Juanita Broaddrick has been on Twitter since 2009, but couldn’t really figure out how to use it until recently. “I didn’t even know what ‘followers’ were until yesterday!” she told me on the phone this afternoon.

Many wild-eyed democracy extremists say that perhaps the United States of America should not just elect presidents who are direct family members of other presidents. But why?

The battle between Sen. Bernie Sanders and the Democratic National Committee (DNC) is about to come to fisticuffs—or, at least, some strongly-worded open letters.

Earlier today, Hillary Clinton posted a fun, casual list to her campaign’s website entitled “8 Ways Hillary Clinton Is Just Like Your Abuela.” Then, not long after, the article suddenly featured a mere 7 ways Hillary Clinton was just like my abuela. ¡Que vergüenza!

In yet another classic campaign stunt, Hillary Clinton aide Chelsea Clinton has committed to a nine-month strategy guaranteed to win key votes with both women and Pinterest users everywhere. That’s right. The Clinton campaign is having a baby.

Hillary Clinton caused a stir over the weekend when, during the otherwise unremarkable Democratic debate, she showed up late to her podium after a commercial break. Her excuse: The bathroom was far and women take longer to pee anyway. Our assessment: A good president has to be able to hold it.

During the third Democratic presidential debate, on Saturday, Hillary Clinton claimed that Donald Trump “is becoming ISIS’s best recruiter. They are going to people, showing videos of Donald Trump insulting Islam and Muslims in order to recruit more radical jihadists.” This is not exactly true.

The skirmish between the Sanders and Clinton campaigns this week continues, with Sen. Bernie Sanders regaining access to his own voter files, after the Democratic National Convention had cut him off.

After accusing the Democratic National Committee of attempting to sandbag his campaign with accusations of illicitly accessing Clinton Data, Bernie Sanders has announced that his campaign is officially suing the DNC.