The War on Christmas is proceeding apace. Fox news fired the first volley before Halloween (it gets earlier every year yuk yuk), and now Wonkette finds this tragic victim of liberal Jesus-hate

Remember the New York tourist itinerary from hell? Well, word is the girl who compiled it is back in town for another "FUN NYC WEEKEND!" So, like a claymation Christmas special, enjoy the repeat.

And now, at last: Charo's appearance on the Pee-Wee Herman show's infamous Christmas Special. YOU'RE WELCOME.