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House: Who You Gonna Call? Dutch Hookers!

Chris Wyman · 11/16/10 02:24PM

Faced with a hospital lock-down and an incomprehensible captain's log full of clues that might save the world [or at least New Jersey] from a smallpox outbreak, Dr. House turns to his favorite source of emergency consultation.

GOP Freshmen Don't Appreciate Tea Party's Voicemail Bombardment

Jim Newell · 11/15/10 02:38PM

No one could have predicted, when the group Tea Party Patriots posted the personal cell numbers and email addresses for incoming Republican congressmen online, that the incoming Republican congressmen wouldn't appreciate this. Who wouldn't want hundreds of confusing, unsolicited calls?

Former Terrible NFL QB May Run Against Nancy Pelosi

Jim Newell · 11/12/10 05:06PM

Do any Democrats dare challenge the omnipotent Nancy Pelosi for minority leader? Well, one ultra-conservative Blue Dog who's technically a Democrat may, if that counts. He's North Carolina Rep. Heath Shuler: Inexperienced backbencher. Legendarily shitty NFL quarterback. Democratic party savior?

Tea Party Groups All Want to Show Freshmen Around Washington

Jim Newell · 11/12/10 04:11PM

Tea Party groups are pretty worried about their newly elected stars going to Washington and immediately becoming corrupt spineless hacks. So they're hosting their own orientations, to school these incoming freshmen properly. And the inter-Tea Party competition is fierce!

Your 2010 Election Preview

Jim Newell · 11/01/10 03:40PM

Tomorrow's election map looks much like 2006's, but with the parties reversed: the ruling party will probably lose the House, possibly lose the Senate, and probably win a California gubernatorial election for consolation. Here's a preview.