Ashford University's for-profit, mostly online b-school has officially relaunched as the Forbes School of Business®, with "guest lectures from Forbes contributors." Coincidentally, the Gawker Journalism School is in session. Enroll now by signing up for a free Kinja account.

Crop circles are so '90s, but that didn't stop one from appearing in an Indonesian rice field last weekend. Thousands of people are now traveling there, and paying entrance fees, to see it. Crop circles: way more lucrative than farming.

Many of you are probably asking yourselves: How will I make money in our jobless, dystopian future, in which the "normal" economy is dead? The answer: gambling, drugs, and cigarettes. Everything old is new again! For now.

Lindsay Lohan really likes Twitter. And people seem to like her Tweets! So she has capitalized on her talents and, for a change, hasn't screwed it up. It appears that she's running ads on her Twitter account. For $10,000?