An American Airlines flight from Los Angeles en route to JFK was forced to make an emergency landing in Kansas City after an unruly passenger was deemed a threat to the crew for refusing to stop singing Whitney Houston songs.

Inside a grocery store at the SM Mall of Asia in Pasay City, Philippines, a "random South-East Asian girl" test drives a karaoke machine with Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You."

People exaggerate on the Internet. Please know that I'm not exaggerating now when I say that this video—of a drag queen lip-syncing Whitney Houston's "I Will Always Love You"—is one of the scariest things I've ever witnessed.

Lin Yu Chun—the bowl-cut lad with a spherical body and voice like Whitney Houston's in this viral video—has inked a deal with Sony, and will release an album of songs in Chinese and English, in July. [Popeater]

A Taiwanese boy performs a perfect rendition of "I Will Always Love You", channeling Whitney's power and the emotion of Dolly's lyrics. The boy is already an internet star, where a song and a bow tie make dreams come true.

Oh, look, another Chinese knock-off. (I can say that because I am half of one.) Taiwan's Susan Boyle is a man with a spherical body, bowl cut, and pitch-perfect Whitney Houston impression.