Rich: Rock Center Cafe is the ideal spot to eat if you enjoy watching people, specifically children, fall down.

Best known for their annual No Pants Subway Ride, Improv Everywhere's latest mission featured "the worst ice skater ever" getting trapped in the rink as everyone else cleared the ice. Watch as he turns from novice to expert in minutes.

Sure, we all had a laugh when ABC announced Skating With the Stars—but a funny thing happened when I was channel surfing last night. I caught a stunning performance by competitor Rebecca Budig that featured three overhead lifts.

Former figure skating gold medal winner and commentator Scott Hamilton gets...excited during tense triple axel, double toe-loop combinations. And now that figure skating is over, he's finally spent. Spent and satisfied. And boy does he need a smoke.

During last night's short program, Tom Hammond noted that an American woman has made the figure skating podium every Olympics since Peggy Fleming. This year, that streak might be broken. That sort of ruins the Olympics, doesn't it?

Today at Gawker.TV, Whoopi Goldberg loves her weed, Kathy Griffin shows us her lady-parts, Harvey Levin's craptastic TMZ show, Teen Mom will scare your teenager out of ever having sex, and the most brutal figure skating falls we've seen.

Tis the season when girls in sparkly miniskirts—who are better athletes than you'll ever be—venture out onto the cold, unforgiving ice and perform christmas miracles. Or fall on their face. Enjoy this brutal compilation of figure skater falls.

Heartbreaking news: young conservatives in Washington are feeling socially ostracized because their party is no longer "cool." Cheer up guys, you were always dorks. At least you're still good for hilarious quotes!

It's a question we've pondered for ages: Who's the best competitive figure skater-turned-famous fashion designer, Vera Wang or Richie Rich? We may finally have an answer! Wang will be inducted into the U.S. Figure Skating Hall of Fame on January 23rd, although Richie can take some comfort in knowing the coveted honor is for Wang's "contribution to costume design," not because she, like, had better technique or anything. [WWD]