"The Hills" stars Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will not get married! According to US Weekly: "Montag says, 'We're just going back to being boyfriend and girlfriend...' as Pratt interjects, without mockery, '...when our relationship was flawless.'" Tears of blood streamed from Pratt's beady eyes, Montag sadly burped bubbles and wept sparkly glitter, but perhaps this is all for the best! Montag didn't like the ring anyway: "I turned it into a pendant. It wasn't my dream ring. I don't like what it represents. I might sell it." And how much do you wanna bet that Spencer Pratt is going to get a cut from that sale? Other benefits from the broken engagement? Well, this is exactly the kind of stuff from which great pop music comes! Think Blood on the Tracks but Montag-style!