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Arizona Fears Mexican-American Studies Are Poisoning College Students' Minds
Hamilton Nolan · 04/17/12 08:57AM¡Hola! That is what the state of Arizona says to its Mexican friends and residents, to distract them from the knife being plunged into their backs at the same moment. The primary problem facing the foreclosure-wracked drought-plagued desert state of Arizona: Mexicans learning things. Arizona will put a stop to that—¡muy rapido!
White Guy's Stolen Bike Means That He Must Be Racist From Now On
Hamilton Nolan · 04/09/12 04:06PMUnbelievably Wasted Girl Tries to Have Sex With Tree After Getting in Fight With It
Max Read · 03/28/12 12:51PMCheck out this video of an unbelievably wasted girl tries to have sex with a tree after getting in a fight with it, at Ultra Music Festival 2012, as a crowd gathers in a circle chanting "fuck the tree." Download our free drugs sex tree fight Megaupload Ultra rave ecstasy sex. Free Ultra 2012 download fuck the tree rave music Skrillex Bieber. Drugs Tree. [via Hipster Runoff]
Breitbart Idiot Publishes Gotcha Interview of Bono Impersonator (Updated with Video)
Max Read · 03/21/12 01:38PMBreitbart.com guy and Human Events editor-at-large Jason Mattera is " D.C.'s Bad Boy Reporter," and what says "bad boy" more than ambushing U2 frontman Bono for a "gotcha" interview about U2's taxes? Ha ha, except that Mattera actually ambushed a Bono impersonator, which may be why he couldn't really answer questions about U2's taxes:
Katie Roiphe: Stop Calling Women Sluts (But Pinch Their Asses All You Want)
John Cook · 03/14/12 01:52PMUtterly Horrible, Vile Creature Piers Morgan Calls Kate Moss An 'Utterly Horrible, Vile Creature'
Emma Carmichael · 03/13/12 01:28PMAs current beef goes, this one is almost as lame as The Weeknd saying that The-Dream looks like the Hamburglar on Twitter, but public name-calling is public name-calling, and so we will share this particularly stupid incident with you: Piers Morgan, CNN's premier ruddy-faced gasbag, is still really pissed at Kate Moss.
International Men's Day Is November 19, You Idiots
Max Read · 03/08/12 05:00PMJames O'Keefe Asked Me to Help Him Sue Liberal Media Outlets
Maureen O'Connor · 01/26/12 12:07PMActual Dumbest Mayor Ever Will Help Latinos by Maybe Eating Tacos
Max Read · 01/25/12 11:15AM'Swimming in a Kiddie Pool of Vomit and Semen': Life as a Dartmouth 'Whale Shit'
John Cook · 01/24/12 04:44PMDartblog, a blog dedicated to America's favorite paleo-con farm, has published an alleged draft of an op-ed about to run in the Dartmouth's student paper recounting in exquisite detail the hazing that one frat-inclined student encountered, including being "forced to swim in a kiddie pool full of vomit, urine, fecal matter, semen, and rotten food." Wait, there's more.
PR Dummies: Smack My Betch Up
Hamilton Nolan · 01/19/12 11:55AMStupid High School Kids (and Teachers) Freak Out Over Wikipedia Blackout
Max Read · 01/18/12 12:08PMMeghan McCain Tries, Fails to Use Medium-Sized Word
John Cook · 01/09/12 02:50PMFrappucino Firebomber Confesses: I'm Not a Bigot, Just a Petty Jerk
Maureen O'Connor · 01/04/12 10:31AMAfter apprehending the New Yorker who constructed Molotov cocktails out of Starbucks Frappucino bottles and used them to attack Hindu and Muslim places of worship, a bodega, and a priate residence yesterday, the NYPD extracted a confession from the Frap-otov bomber. He's not a huge bigot, just a minor one with a really strong sense of vengeance, the New York Post reports:
Right Wing Honors Pearl Harbor by Whining About Sasha and Malia's School Lunch
Max Read · 12/07/11 11:05AMTwo BlackBerry Executives Got So Drunk, They Grounded a Jet to China
Seth Abramovitch · 12/01/11 10:03PMTo say it had not been a great fourth-quarter for Research in Motion, the Canada-based makers of BlackBerry, would be putting it mildly. There was that embarrassing North American outage, flatlining sales of their new smartphones amid steady growth for competitors, and a stock that has depreciated 77 percent since February of this year. What these guys could really use right about now is some positive publicity. Hahahahahahaha! Sorry.
Piers Morgan Mourns Death of Comedian Patrice O'Neal, Who He Thought Was a Lady
John Cook · 11/30/11 06:00PMMillionaire Matchmaker Patti Stanger Shoves Foot in Mouth Yet Again
Matt Cherette · 11/30/11 03:08AMRemember when romance-defiling reality hag Patti Stanger went on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live and suggested all gay men were undesirably effeminate sluts fraught with disease and incapable of monogamy? How about when she then lied to Joy Behar about her remarks while simultaneously making even worse ones? If so, you'll be happy to know that Stanger finally issued a proper, well thought-out apology to Andy Cohen on tonight's Millionaire Matchmaker reunion show.