idolatry

Mays Lives On — In Sticker Form

Andrew Belonsky · 08/27/09 02:40AM

Few celebrities touched our lives as deeply as pitchman and cocaine user Billy Mays. And, in an effort to ensure his dreams lives on, deranged mourners are affixing his likeness to anything and everything that will accommodate a sticker. [TMZ]

The Fervent Art of Welcoming Obama

Andrew Belonsky · 08/25/09 11:20PM

OMG! Did you know President Obama and his family went to Martha's Vineyard for vacation? Of course you did. Everyone's out of their minds over the whole thing, especially the island's residents, whose collective welcome wagon borders on fanatical.