I'd assume this is a joke, except it's not April 1, and also it's not funny: Yahoo plans to introduce a singing newsreader by the end of the quarter. Video clips of the vocalist will "have you tapping your feet," according to Yahoo news/information head Scott Moore. Rumor claims the unnamed singer is "not an unknown and has experience as a reporter and musician." If you know who it is, reveal your knowledge. Or just guess.