Someone at the New York Post is familiar with the works of Dostoyevsky. Or at least Google. Either way, oddly impressive.

As mentioned yesterday, Bill Clinton made an appearance on "The Rachael Ray Show" to talk about the childhood obesity epidemic. Clinton knows all too well the perils of poor eating habits, as he mentions in this clip. And yes, fast food can be dangerous, and sometimes that message—mmmmmm, IHOP's Stuffed French Toast Treasures!

Actually, the best we can do this morning is "Cum-O," but maybe you've got something better.

Presumably the shot with her holding In the Aeroplane Over the Sea didn't come out.