injuries
If You Buy a Motorcycle, You Will Die
Hamilton Nolan · 12/22/14 09:30AM15 Injured in Miami Nightclub Shooting, Including 11-Year-Old Child
Dayna Evans · 09/28/14 02:55PMScience: Women Are Bad at Lifting Stuff
Hamilton Nolan · 07/29/14 10:33AMRoof of Texas Prison Collapses, Trapping and Injuring Dozens of Inmates
Dayna Evans · 07/19/14 03:40PMThe Injury Crisis Among Veterans
Hamilton Nolan · 04/09/14 08:43AMThere Are Some Exercises You Don't Need to Do
Hamilton Nolan · 01/20/14 09:44AMHamilton Nolan · 09/13/13 12:11PM
Rich Juzwiak · 07/08/13 04:51PM
Former Top Model Contestant Busts Her Face Wide Open, Shares Horrifying Photos with the World
Caity Weaver · 01/28/13 05:20PMIn what would have made for a compelling multi-episode arc on season 5 of America's Next Top Model, former Top Model contestant Lisa D'Amato broke her nose in several places and shredded her forehead, lips, and chin to ribbons in what she calls "a freak accident" earlier this month. (Warning: the photos below are graphic and NSFW.)
Is a TV Falling Onto Your Child Right Now?
Hamilton Nolan · 12/13/12 11:43AMBaywatch Star Will Keep Searching for Noah's Ark Despite Injuries, Fact That Noah's Ark Isn't Real
Louis Peitzman · 08/14/12 09:28PMTony Robbins' Inspirational Firewalk Ends in Serious Burns
Louis Peitzman · 07/21/12 03:16PMSo Now You're Injured
Hamilton Nolan · 06/22/12 08:39AMYou wrenched your neck. You sprained your ankle. You tweaked your back. You banged your knee. You tore your rotator cuff. You cracked your toe. You have plantar fascitis. You have bursitis. You have arthritis. You jammed your finger, broke your nose, lost a tooth, and you really hope that shooting pain in your chest is just a passing heart attack, rather than broken ribs.
Baseball Player Hits Self in Face With Bat
Louis Peitzman · 05/12/12 10:54AMArnold Schwarzenegger's Son Injures Ass Skiing, Tweets Photo
Louis Peitzman · 03/11/12 02:55PMThe Driver vs. Bicyclist Fight is Way More Violent in England
Emma Carmichael · 02/17/12 01:51PMUrban biking is dangerous, and especially so when drivers are going out their way to decapitate you. This video, taken from a CCTV camera in Bristol, England, shows bus driver Gavin Hill intentionally swerving into cyclist Philip Mead. Mead landed 10 feet away with a broken leg and a fractured wrist, and Hill has reportedly been sentenced to 17 months in jail.
John Kerry's Bruised Face Will Be 2012's Scariest Halloween Costume
Jim Newell · 01/24/12 04:55PM68-year-old Sen. John Kerry suffered two black eyes and a broken nose playing hockey around New Year's. It's great news for children, who can now throw away the regular terrifying John Kerry Halloween masks they wear every year and buy the new completely horrifying bruised version. (What? Look, the only reason we're making jokes about John Kerry's ugly face is because it's fun.)
Barney Frank Has Liberated His Man Boobs
Jim Newell · 12/19/11 05:00PMTheoretical question: What does a congressman who never bothered to tie his tie properly, comb his hair, or button his top shirt button even when he was trying to win elections dress like after he's announced his retirement and stopped caring entirely? It really is an interesting theoretical question.