A THC-based "syzurp" is reportedly now for sale in California. In other words, if you're keeping score: One real recreational drug, legalized for sale as a medical product, is now being used to make a fake bootleg version of a different medical drug that's widely used for recreational purposes.

Comic Sans, the most reviled font in the world, has now inspired two improved versions, meaning two fonts that replace culture-shaking absurd hideousness with run-of-the-mill unattractiveness.

"Is a Peanut Butter Pop Tart an Innovation?" Ummm, fuck yes.

Ever wanted to shave your head but didn't have the time nor the free hands?

In a decade since the launch of Titanic, the eyes of humanity have focused on the James Cameron laboratory wondering what leap forward would emerge, what gifts he would bestow on our species?

Magazines. No one reads 'em. But they just keep getting printed out and piled up on coffee tables and on top of tied-up stacks of newspapers that will sit in the back mudroom waiting to be taken outside for years and years. What can we do with all this unused paper, other than burn it for warmth when the end times come? Someone is turning them into pretty decorative bows! The bows are hand-fashioned from pages of Wired, Vanity Fair, Discover and other lonely ignored periodicals. They're pretty cool and are on sale here. [Animal NY] (Speaking of magazines, has anyone seen the redesign of Entertainment Weekly? Blech.)