At 2:00 AM on Saturday morning, 70-year-old Jacqueline Cutright's Akron, Ohio home was robbed by a man wearing a clown mask and waving a knife. How did Cutright react? By remaining on the toilet! Cutright's charming local news interview, inside.

Today's episode of The View featured an interview with Larry King, the highlight of which involved talk of his CNN successor, Piers Morgan. King tried his best to be nice when speaking about Morgan, but still sounded passive-aggressive. Watch inside.

Tuesday night, Kanye West went on a Twitter rampage following his Today Show interview with Matt Lauer. Apparently, West was upset that Lauer played footage of his infamous VMA interruption during their chat. This morning, that interview aired. Watch inside.

Tonight, Conan O'Brien welcomed Tom Hanks! Fun fact: Hanks popularized O'Brien's nickname, "Coco." Tonight, for that, O'Brien joked, "You ruined my life!" to which Hanks responded, "Finally, he'll blame something on someone other than Jay." The full, hilarious exchange, inside.

Lopez Tonight—and the world, by extension—was just graced by the presence of "Bed Intruder" sensation Antoine Dodson (with luscious straight hair!). What did we learn about Dodson? For one: girlfriend just loves Gucci. The full interview, inside.

Tonight, NBC aired Decision Points, its interview of former President George W. Bush by Matt Lauer. When the topic of Hurricane Katrina—specifically, Kanye West's "George Bush doesn't care about black people!" outburst—came up, Bush got angry. Really angry.

This morning, Dina Lohan appeared once again (remember this?) on The Today Show for an interview with Matt Lauer about her troubled daughter, Lindsay. During the chat, Lohan admitted—openly—that Lindsay is, in fact, an addict. Shocker! Watch inside.

Janet Jackson was the guest for the hour on Larry King Live tonight. In two of the interview's most awkward moments, King a) told Jackson that her album title was "self-crediting," and b) didn't understand one of her obvious jokes.

Tonight, President Obama sat down for a 30-minute Daily Show interview with Jon Stewart. Much was discussed! There was talk of the economy, health care reform, midterm elections, and more—a few pretty tense moments, too. Video highlights, inside.

Lillian McEwen, the book-touting former girlfriend (as in, way former) of Supreme Court Justice Clarence Thomas, previously said he was addicted to porn. On tonight's Larry King Live, another revelation: apparently, quitting alcohol made Thomas go absolutely cray-cray! Video inside.

This morning, Deanna Favre—wife of the subject of an NFL investigation regarding his allegedly inappropriate texts to a Jets employee—appeared on GMA. When asked about the scandal, Deanna looked to a higher power for an explanation. Watch inside.

Tonight, Larry King welcomed Jon Stewart to discuss the "Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear," his new book, and more. Then, randomly, King decided to gift Stewart a Porta-Potty. It was awkward, hilarious, and oh so much more. Watch inside.

Tonight's 60 Minutes featured Anderson Cooper's profile of Eminem, and—while certain parts lagged—it delivered the drama, including a discussion (and probe by Cooper) regarding the rapper's homophobic/misogynistic/violent lyrics and whether or not he could defend them. Watch inside.

Tonight, Larry King Live was graced with the presence of the legendary Liza Minnelli—and it was a doozy. From Lady Gaga to (uncontrollable) laughter, marriages to mocking, serenades to surgeries, and more, the best video moments are inside.

A five-year project filming the lives of model Sara Ziff and her friends is now a documentary called Picture Me, which premieres after the close of New York Fashion Week tomorrow. We spoke with one of the models, Sena Cech.

Tonight, Anna Wintour and Marc Jacobs visited Late Night to promote "Fashion's Night Out." The best parts of the interview, however, had to do with Lady Gaga's pre-performance prayer ritual (much to Wintour's chagrin) and Jacobs' morphine drip. Highlights inside.

On last night's Late Night, Jimmy Fallon welcomed too-cute Drew Barrymore for a chat about her new movie, Going the Distance. After the interview, Barrymore and Fallon played a competitive game of "Total Iceholes," further cementing Barrymore's adorableness. Video inside.

While Michael Douglas and David Letterman discussed throat cancer, Jay Leno had Kim Kardashian on The Tonight Show to apply makeup to Carrot Top. Given the individuals involved, it is almost shocking how slowly they start making the obvious jokes.

Glee star Lea Michele turned 24 yesterday. Yay, Birthday Girl! Anyway... Billy Bush presented Michele with a birthday cake/cupcake/something while interviewing her on the Emmy red carpet, and—while she loved it—she thought it was soooooo "ghetto." Video inside.

Ryan Seacrest just interviewed the Jersey Shore cast via satellite. Many important questions were asked—Does Snooki still drink during the day?!—many awkward moments were had, and Seacrest said that he wants the cast to win an Emmy. Seriously.