It’s not quite 30 tons of trash, but a sizable mess was made, yet again, at a Kenny Chesney concert.

Patricia "Tan Mom" Krentcil, best known for looking like beef jerky and being charged earlier this year for child endangerment when authorities suspected that she took her 5-year-old tanning, appeared onstage during XL's Wednesday night drag show. Obliterated, she gave the gays the mess they were obviously craving when they showed up to see her in the first place.

Who are the real victims of our government's Puritan frenzy to ban Four Loko for good? College kids—who the ban is supposed to help—and hardworking small businesspersons. Paging the Republican Congress! Your wedge issue is here!

Wausau, Wisconsin police arrested a 40 year-old man who "plunged into the Wisconsin River while chasing a one-legged goose." He told police he "wanted to catch the bird and roast it." He'd reportedly "been drinking heavily before the stunt." [Pic]

It seems like wherever you go these days, some jerk is trying to talk you out of smoking and drinking all day. The latest know-it-all jerk moves: Regular citizens acting like the smoking police. And warning labels—on booze!