On tonight's Report, Stephen Colbert remarked that he'd been depressed for the last few days. Why? It turns out that Colbert's upset that he has to wait *four more days* for the new iPad—he wants it now!
Conan aired a commercial that explains exactly how the cynics feel about the new iPad 2. Add a blinding white background and a bunch of Conan staffers in black tee's—and you've got yourself a spot-on parody!