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Robots Are Getting Irish Brains
Hamilton Nolan · 07/26/11 04:19PMStop Pretending Like You Care About St. Patrick's Day
Brian Moylan · 03/17/11 04:00PMIrish Banker Tells It Like It Is Over the Economy (*with an Irish Touch)
Christopher Han · 12/10/10 03:25PM"Greed, greed, and more fucking greed." We've all heard the schpiel about how we got into this economic mess plenty of times (maybe not enough), but have you heard it from a true Irishman, accent and all? Now you have.
Erin Go Wild
Brian Moylan · 03/17/10 06:06PMAryan Douche Thinks You Want His Sperm
ian spiegelman · 10/18/08 09:09AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18m85b1w1koldpng/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.png)
Want to get knocked up by a blond Frankenstein who thinks everything in life is attributable to genetics? All you have to do is pay off his college debt! This Craigslist user will provide you with his "A+" manseed if you relieve him of his responsibility to pay for the education he's received. Just what is "A+" sperm? It's "Irish/Danish. 6', blond, light green eyes, great complexion, great teeth (never needed braces), very well endowed, can eat anything—and not gain weight, natural abdominal six pack." How like a god! Also? Genetics makes this specimen, "Very much into athletics, music, the arts, business..." Plus: "I believe I have great taste." Click through for a bigger pic. By the way, maybe delete the part about being Irish? The bottle is the curse of you people. [Craigslist]
Carson Daly Is a Political Irishman
Sheila · 03/11/08 11:13AM![](http://d20hvt89h2l7r8.cloudfront.net/18s3n9y6nq6ivpng/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.png)
In "support of his Irish roots," the mediocre late-night talk show host (and WGA picket-crosser) will support Proposition 3-17. In case you think that's important: it's not. It's just a Guinness-sponsored petition to make St. Patrick's Day an official holiday. Daly will rally with New Yorkers tomorrow in Herald Square to make it so! Which is completely unnecessary; the Irish don't need special holidays to go around drinking al fresco. [Proposition 3-17]