Richard Heene did not mean to utter the words. The 51-year-old manager of the Heene Boyz, an unsigned metal band comprising his three home-schooled sons, was recounting how one Christmas years ago, he was so broke that he'd had to design an ingenious sort of wooden building system, fabricated from $35 worth of materials, for his children's present.

It is fairly well established in Internet lore that cats love cheeseburgers.

Deputies in Putnam Country, Tennessee, who were called to investigate reports of someone crying for help were relieved to find that the source of the screams was just a goat tied to a fence.

If ever there was a reason to call for a mistrial.

Inglewood resident Jason Lee (the Jason Lee?) got a surprise front-row seat to a police chase in his hometown last night, when officers pursuing a motorist in a stolen vehicle turned a corner outside his house.

Another day, another real-life Walter White: A chemistry teacher from East Texas was busted by the police for selling home-cooked meth in the parking lot of his junior high school.