Paul Janka: 'I Pounced On Her But She Didn't Like It' Hamilton Nolan · 08/03/09 02:58PM Paul Janka! Remember him? "Pickup" "artist" extraordinaire, of the most skeevy, nasty sort. He's still alive, in the world, and writing sexy things about "dating" methods! This recent email blast tells of his romantic trip to bone skanks, in Paris.