Jerry Falwell, Jr., president of Liberty University and son of professional television charlatan Jerry Falwell, just officially endorsed man-who-has-definitely-read-the-Bible Donald Trump for President of the United States. Both Corinthians would be proud.

Tomorrow morning at 10:30 a.m., man who has definitely read the Bible Donald Trump will be speaking at televangelist Jerry Falwell’s own, personal Christian Kingdom: Liberty University. On Martin Luther King, Jr. Day. It’s going to be an absolute disaster. And we can’t wait.

Liberty University’s president this week raised some secular eyebrows when he urged his Christian students to start carrying guns. Now there’s a reasonable explanation: haters “lacking knowledge about the true character of God.”

Liberty University’s president decided that an arena full of people whose frontal lobes have not yet finished developing was the perfect place to denounce Islam and promote carrying dangerous weapons, all in the same breath.