On Larry King Thursday, Jerry Seinfeld will reveal "one of Hollywood's best kept secrets." Taste?

What is the deal with airline food? Good question! Turns out, the deal with airline food is that it is made at facilities containing roach carcasses "too numerous to count." And that's just one of the FDA reports!

If you've ever watched Seinfeld, then you know Jerry is a big Mets fan. Tonight, he visited the Mets' booth with Gary Cohen and Keith Hernandez for a few innings. Lady Gaga came up, and Jerry did not hold back.

First Jerry Seinfeld dissed the Real Housewives while on Bravo, now he calls Lady Gaga a "jerk" for inappropriate baseball game behavior. Sure, she was crass, but we don't want to watch him transform into a scolding Andy Rooney.

Jerry Seinfeld was the guest on Bravo's Watch What Happens Live last night, and he wasn't quite sure why he was there. When host Andy Cohen tried to make him play a game called "The Housewives Ref," things got ugly.

We haven't seen his face on television since the last appearance of goat boy, but Jim Breuer joined The Marriage Ref's usually A-list panel. Though he's been out of it for a while, he actually does a good Morgan.

The low-talker. The close talker. The man hands. These are the tropes that we all loved back in Seinfeld's heyday. On The Marriage Ref, Jerry tried to inject some of that spirit into a new character: the overcaller.

This morning in LA, actor Jason Alexander drove into a 14-year-old boy riding a bike on his way to school. Don't worry, everyone is fine. But, seriously, what did Jerry do to these people to mess them up so bad?

We were too busy watching all our favorite shows simultaneously on TV last night to attend the fancy soiree Vanity Fair threw for the opening of the Tribeca Film Festival. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern was there in our stead.

Really, Jerry Seinfeld? You make your ~triumphant~ return to NBC with the horrid train wreck that is The Marriage Ref? Then, you reduce yourself to doing SNL cameos to desperately try to drum up publicity for it? Really? Video inside.

Today at Gawker.TV, Jerry Seinfeld essentially admits that people don't understand The Marriage Ref, sports mascots behaving very badly, Whoopi Golberg gives her impression of Heidi Montag, and Bradley Cooper dishes about the penis on his neck.

Usually focus groups are created to, ya know, harness a show's focus. So when Seinfeld announced on Regis and Kelly today that people don't understand that The Marriage Ref is supposed to be funny, he's basically admitting it isn't funny.

Remember when Michael Richards said all that racist stuff at the Laugh Factory and then Jerry Seinfeld showed up on Letterman to give weight to Kramer's apology? Here instead of defending an offensive friend, he's championing The Marriage Ref.

A tipster tells us Ben Maisani was Anderson Cooper's guest at last night's Vanity Fair Oscar party. We turned up this picture that certainly looks like Cooper brought his very private boyfriend to a very public event.

Network execs hate Jerry Seinfeld's new show as much as we do. It's their own fault for the Leno fiasco, and now they're using Yiddish words and shaking in their "deep doo-doo." Real-life Costanza says it's all about ego.

No. Proof inside.

Dustin Hoffman's starring in the Deadwood guy's new series. The Dancing with the Stars cast is out. Everyone's partying at the Oscars. The UN pitches movies. Welcome to the roundup, care for a cookie? Too bad. We don't have any.

Today at Gawker.TV, Three reasons why it's time to put Barbara Walters in a home, highlights from The Soup, The Ricky Gervais Show's Karl Pilkington ponders "eating knob," and how The Marriage Ref sums up everything wrong with NBC.

It's easy to be hyperbolic about how bad The Marriage Ref is. "Televised Abortion" immediately springs to mind. Inside, the mistakes NBC has made over the years with their programming, and how it's all echoed in The Marriage Ref.

Everyone was puzzled upon learning that Jerry Seinfeld's triumphant return to NBC would be as the producer of a reality/game show called The Marriage Ref. After seeing the first episode, we are still puzzled. The Marriage Ref is a mess.