Ronnie Ortiz-Magro, the guy on Jersey Shore who isn't the Situation or Paulie D or the other guy, was arrested on Sunday over unpaid parking tickets. He was released while I was in the middle of writing a protest ballad.

Ronnie from the Jersey Shore was arrested today in Seaside Heights, New Jersey for... unpaid parking tickets.

You would think the guidos and guidettes of Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, would get along. But no, the relationship between genders is strained and contentious, mostly due to boobs—both real and fake.

Tonight's episode of Jersey Shore included things you may have thought you'd never see: a game of catch with a fake boob, Pauly D becoming the sensible one in the house and... Vinny hooking up with Snooki? Stop drinking, kids.

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The U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has denied Jersey Shore denizen Nicole Polizzi's application to trademark her nickname, Snooki, for use in books. Why? It appears that a cartoon cat named Snooky beat her to it.

[Jenni "JWoww" Farley filming a scene for the third season of "Jersey Shore". Image: Splash]

It should be very easy to dress as your favorite Jersey Shore character. Just forget any pretensions to class, style or dignity and get yourself to edhardyshop.com. But if you're really lazy, go ahead and buy these official costumes.

After their brief Twitter courtship, John McCain talked about Jersey Shore star Snooki's arrest this morning, saying, "I kind of think she might be too good looking to go to jail." He does like his ladies on the orange side.

This is The Situation's friend "The Unit" modeling the first release from his new clothing line, DILLIGAF. The design is classic Jersey Shore, clearly but just wait until you hear what the name of his line stands for.

[The Snooki filming a scene for a season of "Jersey Shore Revisited". Image: Splash]

Last week, a fair near Allentown, Pennsylvania grabbed some attention for its "Alien Attack" shooting-gallery game, where one could shoot at Barack Obama's likeness. The game was pulled. But there's still a similar game on the Jersey Shore boardwalk!

It was only a matter of time before Taiwanese animators NMA created one of their always-entertaining reenactments for Jersey Shore, and—to our delight—it's finally here! Watch as the entire cast, but especially Snooki, gets dissected in animated glory.

The Salahis have a party at a gay bar! Bob Barker is scared of pregnant women. Teresa Giudice is selling her suit of armor. Taylor Momsen screwed a priest (just kidding). Sunday's Gossip Roundup is toad-ally frog-some.

Snooki's about to get a lot more boring. Spencer Pratt spent seven grand on strippers. Lady Gaga wears another outrageous outfit! Joe Biden meets a guy in an Obama mask. Saturday's Gossip Roundup is undiscovered country. Let's explore.

The relationships, both romantic and social, of the subjects on Jersey Shore, the most important sociological experiment of our time, are very volatile. Sometimes they are soothed with the balm of alcohol. Sometimes it makes them explode. Sometimes both!

It's only the second episode of the season and already there is a ton of drunken drama on the Jersey Shore. Not surprisingly, it can all be traced back to one source: Angelina. Boozy fisticuffs from tonight's episode inside.

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After a report on The Jersey Shore's impact on business in Seaside Heights, the topic shifted towards Snooki's arrest and bike fall. Rosanna Scotto attempted to move on with the program, but not before one last look at Snooki's fall.

The mayor of Seaside Heights, New Jersey loves drunk Snooki: "We're getting wonderful publicity!"