Jessica Sanchez, a field reporter for Orlando's Local 6 News, was in no mood to have her Bourbon Street live shot crashed by a drunk loudmouth looking to steal some airtime, so she did what every reporter should do when confronted with a similar situation: She asked the videobomber about her STDs.

American Idol crowned its winner last night, blahblahblahwhocare...Did you see the faces Jennifer Holliday was making as she sang her signature song, Dreamgirls' "And I Am Not Telling You I'm Not Going," with eventual first-runner-up Jessica Sanchez? The diva sounded great but looked like she was biting through air sinew. Was she always this facey? A cursory YouTube check suggests yes. Well, Jennifer Holliday, welcome to the era of animated gifs. Enjoy your stay.

This young man, Leesburg, Georgia native Phillip Phillips, has just been crowned the new winner of American Idol, Season 11.