One day after the Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel revealed his clandestine legal attack on Gawker Media to the New York Times, Gawker reporter Ashley Feinberg published a lengthy investigation that sought to solve the enduring mystery of Donald Trump’s infamous mane, which she described as a “cotton candy hairspray labyrinth.”

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we gorge ourselves on gossip from OK!, Us, Star, In Touch and Life & Style. This week: Prince Harry's life as a bachelor, Kim Kardashian's baby, and Justin Timberlake and Ashley Olsen. [Jezebel]

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we drink the Kool-Aid poured by Ok!, Us, In Touch, Star and Life & Style. This week: Katie Holmes, Pippa Middleton, Prince Harry, and Brad's new tattoo inspired by Angelina. [Jezebel]

An ultra-orthodox Hasidic newspaper edited out Secretary of State Hillary Clinton from the now-iconic Bin Laden raid Situation Room photo because the paper never publishes pictures of women, as they could be considered "sexually suggestive." Oy vey. [Jezebel]

This morning, we got word of an app that performs visual breast augmentation. So naturally I decided to try it out. [Jezebel]

Modern romance: The game has changed. So much so that your first date may very well involve Tide and dryer sheets. A dating site survey reveals which activities were most popular with daters in New York and elsewhere. [Jezebel]

Morning Joe co-host Mika Brzezinski was on CNBC today promoting her book, and took the opportunity to reveal that at one point, she was making one-fourteenth of what co-host and show namesake Joe Scarborough was making. [Jezebel]

The Royal Wedding is over, but the weird commemorative crap keeps coming! Since there's a chance you might forget the epic televised event so relentlessly covered by the media, you'd better get yourself a souvenir. Luckily, you have options. [Jezebel]

Hollywood is so enthralled by the story of Deep Throat actress Linda Lovelace that not one, but two biopics are in the works. One small problem: Neither film has secured financing. [Jezebel]

Stanley is a 29-year-old man who sleeps in a crib, sucks on a pacifier, drinks from a bottle, wears diapers, and eats in a high chair. He chooses to live his life as an "adult baby." [Jezebel]

The rabid culture warriors over at J. Crew are at it again. Now they're taking the staggering step of not ignoring the existence of their gay employees. Next they'll be letting the gays into fashion-or male modeling. [Jezebel]

Today was all about Diana. Or you'd be forgiven for inferring as much, seeing as this media covering her son's nuptials couldn't stop dropping her name. See for yourself. [Jezebel]

Sure, today they're all basking in joy and love and crumpets and hats, but the British royal family has had a pretty disturbing history. Below, a sampling of their beheadings, mysterious ailments, catastrophically failed marriages, and, of course, ghosts. [Jezebel]

What you're about to see in this short film is exactly what millions will be watching tomorrow when Prince William and Kate Middleton tie the knot. All the drama! All the pomp and circumstance! All the accents! Just watch. [Jezebel]

We often highlight the astoundingly bad emails dudes can spit out. But obviously not all guys are bad email apples. Like the fellow who asked us to deliver a special message to his girlfriend. [Jezebel]

With recent revelations of mental illness by Catherine Zeta-Jones and Demi Lovato making the rounds through mainstream media (including Michael Douglas's recent sit-down with Oprah), bipolar disorder is experiencing a moment in the spotlight. [Jezebel]

Whatever rapper Lil B intended by titling his album "I'm Gay," he has succeeded in achieving a maximum amount of publicity. Whether anything else will be achieved remains to be seen. [Jezebel]

While Kim is the breakout star and figurehead of the Kardashian ship, Kris—mother of the klan—seems to be at the helm, steering the $65 million empire. [Jezebel]

Usually, it's women who are accused of faking it in bed, so maybe that's why we're so impressed with male actors who make their onscreen orgasms look so convincing. Here's a reel of climaxes from over 50 (non-pornographic) films. [Jezebel]

You already know that everything under the sun is available as Internet porn. But in a new book, two scientists investigate what our online porn searches say about human sexuality. [Jezebel]