Justin Bieber, Zooey Deschanel, Kristen Stewart, James Van Der Beek, Snooki, and other celebs recite fairly nasty tweets about their lack of talent and/or unattractive appearance for a Jimmy Kimmel Live segment that should really be the whole show.

Jersey Shore is a good thing. This is a fact. But have they blown their wad with too many TV appearances? Has the situation arisen where The Situation points to his abs and we no longer care? Let's discuss.

The New Depression rolls on and those overpaid AIG failures are this week's target for populist wrath. But do you hate them more than last week's villains? Embrace your hate and vote in our poll.

Jimmy Wales can't get enough of Rachel Marsden, the girlfriend he met on Wikipedia. Here's a shot of her pouting for the camera. Three more after the jump.