Tom Hanks is a national treasure. Here's fake Toddlers and Tiaras footage of Tom Hanks and his daughter Sophie perusing her dream as a Pageant Girl in the "Miss Ultimate Sexy Baby Contest." Who knew Jimmy Kimmel Live would prove to be so entertaining today?

In an alternate universe, viewers all across the world saw something very different from Colin Firth and Geoffrey Rush's dramatic portrayal a King and his speech therapist: Tyler Perry's The President's Speech, starring Mike Tyson and the actual George W.

This video comes from Jimmy Kimmel's post-Oscar special. "Jimmy K" owns a gym that promises to get you fit by well, humping. Cameos include: Scarlett Johansson, Jessica Alba, Lindsay Lohan, Emily Blunt, Jessical Biel, Kelly Ripa, and more!

Like many struggling actors, Dax Shepard waited tables while awaiting his big break. Last night on Jimmy Kimmel, he relayed some hilarious anecdotes from his time at California Pizza Kitchen. Like, for example, the time he was accidentally really racist.

Sporting a KU tracksuit and a basketball as a prop, Jason Sudekis had quite the ensemble on for his appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live. The guys spoke about—what else—Justin Bieber's recent appearances on SNL and his Bieber-obsessed cousins.

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family stopped by to chat about Twitter, punching people in the face, and giving Valentines to his co-star/beloved partner on the show.

On last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Diddy crashed Justin Bieber's guest spot to tell everyone how much he loved Justin's new movie. (Answer: Too much for a 41 year old man.)

Justin Bieber was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. One gag involved him "shaving" his head. We were shocked by how shocked we were—it was like a freshly clear cut mountain top. Terrifying. Put it back.

Everybody agrees that Hailee Steinfeld was great as Mattie Ross in True Grit. Do you think Jimmy Kimmel's security guard, Guillermo, would have filled the role just as well? Let's find out!

Sunday night Julianna Margulies won Best Actress at the SAG Awards and found a way to thank her in-laws in the acceptance speech. Definitely a rarity, she explains the very sweet reason she did such a thing.

It might have been better if Jimmy Kimmel had just stayed out of it, but still—swoon! Here's the clip from last night in which Ryan Gosling sings his heart out (while playing the ukulele!) for all to adore.

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Randy Jackson weighed in on new American Idol judge Jennifer Lopez's singing talents. Hilariously, he doesn't exactly give her great marks. And, according to Jackson, Lady Gaga doesn't fare much better either.

On last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Michel Gondry stepped into the director's chair to promote his new movie The Green Hornet. The results were delightfully zany and quintessentially auteur.

On Jimmy Kimmel Live, the Modern Family kids discussed the on-set curse jar that's meant to keep the adults from swearing. The funds raised are supposed to go to charity, but Nolan Gould jokingly confessed that he has other intentions.

Last night's episode of Jimmy Kimmel Live! gave the viewer quite an easter egg: a fake promo for Josh Groban's new album, The Best Tweets of Kanye West, which features the singer performing songs set to the prolific rapper's musings.

Tron: Legacy star Garrett Hedlund did his first late night show last night on Jimmy Kimmel. You think he would talk about Tron. Nope, he talked about slaughtering gophers as a child and selling them for money. Interesting choice, Garrett.

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy found his guest, John Krasinski, outside on Hollywood Boulevard dressed as Spider-man and ...fighting with other superheros? Just another Holiday prank between the two, who've apparently had a pranking rivalry for years!

Apparently, Dan Aykroyd, writer of Ghostbusters, actually believes in ghosts, and he is even a consultant for the Mutual UFO Network. The audience is clearly unsure of whether or not to take him seriously, and they giggle throughout the interview.

Last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Ian Somerhalder was telling a story and happened to mention the hotel he lives in while in LA. Kimmel responded, "is it good to give out your address on television? Thank goodness for censors.

Word to the wise, when you're celebrating the Festival of Lights this month just know that Jeff Probst is out there playing Hanukkah Survivor and with his candle snuff handy no menorah is safe. Oh, and he's taking presents too.