We knew that it had been a long time since we'd seen him in anything, but we had no idea that To Wong Foo and House of Buggin' star John Leguizamo has already entered the ghostwritten, tell-all memoir phase of his career. Radar has a handful excerpts from Pimps, Hos, Players, Haters and All the Rest of My Hollywood Friends, Leguizamo's attempt to generate some buzz for himself by reminding the public that former co-stars like Arnold Schwarzenegger, Kevin Costner, and Steven Seagal are assholes, that he had a slapfight with Patrick Swayze while in drag, and that he may have been a party to a Leonardo DiCaprio sex tape. A couple of the anecdotes follow:

The NY Taxi and Limousine Commission is testing the use of television in the back of cabs. (If you've been in one already, you can submit feedback here.) Products from seven different companies are being tested, one of which is a ceiling-mounted model with a program that features John Leguizamo insisting that he's less annoying than the usual celebrity buckle-your-seat belt warnings. Not surprisingly, Clear Channel makes that one.
Circle the block, cabby, my show's on [NYT]