Today at Gawker.TV, Stephen Colbert wants to breed the elderly, Law & Order's version of Balloon Boy, an Army Engineer fakes it though Good Day New York's levee demonstration, and a time-line of fat guys with hot television wives.

John O'Connor of the US Army Corps of Engineers visited Good Day New York this morning to talk levee construction. If you'll recall, the Corps was responsible for the catastrophic failures of many levees in New Orleans during Hurricane Katrina.