Former associate justice of the Supreme Court of the United States John Paul Stevens wanna legalize it and blaze up that blunt so hard. Man, if only he still worked someplace that could effect that sort of change.

Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens will retire this summer. He will turn 90 in 11 days. Stevens is a member of the "liberal" wing of the court, which means he is a Republican-appointed moderate. Now comes the fun part!

Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens, 89, is almost certainly going to retire at the end of the month. Bloomberg think they know who's lined up to replace him. Here's your guide to the rumored candidates.

Oh, wonderful, we're one Supreme Court term away from another aggravating confirmation fight. "Liberal" Justice and former Zeppelin bassist John Paul Stevens just might retire next year.

Carmen Electra is 37 today. Jessica Lange is 60. Supreme Court Justice John Paul Stevens turns 89. Real estate mogul Bill Rudin is turning 54. Ryan O'Neal is 68. Author Heidi Julavits is 41. Victoria's Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr turns 26. NFL Network chief Steve Bornstein turns 57. Artist Matthew Day Jackson is 35. George Takei of Star Trek fame is turning 72. Journalist Andrew Tobias is 62. And '80s sitcom star Joey Lawrence turns 33 today.