Gawker.TV's very own John Trowbridge has managed to perform the ballad of our time. In this video, he goes from Four Loko user to Four Loko pusher after one typical, but awful, Four Loko experience.

When there's a crime on campus it's time to bring in the big guns: Frat Cop. He'll bend alllll the rules—dude, you gonna waste that brew?—to discover the truth and uncover justice. Bonus: stars former intern John Trowbridge!