Some fans favor the Seahawks to win this year's Super Bowl. Others, the Patriots. All of them, alas, are fools. That's because Super Bowl XLIX has already been won, hours before kickoff, by figure skating legend and fashion icon Johnny Weir.

Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski were on the Today Show this morning to discuss Kentucky Derby fashion and, man, did Johnny look incredible.

We enter day ten of Weir Watch wondering: Can anyone beat Johnny Weir, our Olympic fashion hero? No one in Sochi has a jewelry game like this, not even the Russian grandmothers. Weir should've interviewed Bode Miller.

Even after an entire week's worth of flawless looks, NBC's Johnny Weir is still changing the game. Today: glittered headband with matching necklace. Baz Luhrmann's The Great Gatsby sucked because Weir and Tara Lapinski weren't cast. [Image via Tim Burke.]

Is anyone at the Sochi Olympics winning—really winning, like, hashtag winning—as thoroughly and decisively as NBC commentator and former figure skater Johnny Weir?

After five days of conservative—well, uh, semi-conservative—blazers, NBC commentator Johnny Weir is moving from silk and lace to chains and leather.

Five days in to the Sochi Olympics and NBC figure skating commentator Johnny Weir still has not exhausted his range of sport-coat looks. Poor Tara Lipinski.

Figure skater and NBC commentator Johnny Weir enters his fourth straight day of Olympic sartorial heroism with what can only be a tribute to the games' most important story, lead announcer Bob Costas' conjunctivitis.

Johnny Weir—figure skater and fashion plate—opts for a conservative ruffled shirt and silver hardware for a Monday Today appearance. Not pictured: Bob Costas, wearing conjunctivitis in a ravishing pink.

The 2014 Winter Olympics are about to be overtaken by Johnny Weir, the ex-Olympic figure skater now working for NBC during this year's Games. Absorb his above look, because it's more fun than anything that has happened in Sochi so far.

"Flamboyant" "outrageous" (and, sure, "very talented") figure skater Johnny Weir is apparently gay, according to excerpts from his new memoir that will appear in People. He says: "In a sexual way, I'm gay." Color us flabbergasted. Also: call us? [via]

Bravo, the second-gayest place on earth (after Liza Minnelli's boudoir), is reportedly reconsidering airing a "gay housewives" show to compete with Logo's The A-List. Bravo's gay mascot Andy Cohen sorta denied it, but we're still holding out hope.

The dude just can't seem to make it happen. Sad thing. Also today: the return of Chris Tucker, Neil Patrick Harris gets an interesting gig, and a comedy about politics seems redundant.

Today at Gawker.TV, Johnny Weir performs a tribute to Gaga on Skating With the Stars, SNL's Jay Pharoah reveals his Obama impression, Conan talks Gary Busey with his blimp, HIMYM's Happy Blitzgiving, and Tom Felton shares Harry Potter-themed come-ons.

No one ate shit during the Skating with the Stars premiere tonight (even Mötley Crüe on Ice Vince Neil stayed upright). But let's meet judge Johnny Weir, two time Olympian and total Gaga-head. Weir's ode to "Poker Face," inside.

[Olympic figure skater Johnny Weir casts the spell of "UHHHH" at the premiere of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows in New York City. Blue socks, Johnny? Come on, you're better than that. Image via Getty.]

Out magazine released the full "Out 100" list today, naming the best and brightest in the gay world. Now if only they could get coverboy Johnny Weir and Glee star Chris Colfer to actually come out!

Why did Lourdes Leon wear a marijuana-themed wristband? Lindsay Lohan may go free tomorrow. Taylor Momsen rather regrets her latest teen angst interview. Cuba Gooding Jr. parties with Johnny Weir. Tuesday gossip makes bold statements.

Jessica Simpson has a new boyfriend. Geri Haliwell has a bad boyfriend. Christiano Ronaldo has a mysterious baby-mama. Kate Hudson's boyfriend has a date with Goldie Hawn. George Clooney has a court date. Tuesday's gossip is all about meeting people.

We were too busy trying to find something to watch on TV to actually attend the Sex and the City 2 premiere. Luckily fictional freelancer Betsey Morgenstern went in our stead. Here is her adventure.