Jonathan May-Bowles—a.k.a. "Jonnie Marbles"—was sentenced to six weeks in jail today for hurling a shaving-cream pie at Rupert Murdoch during his testimony before Parliament last month. When you get out, Jonnie, Wendi's gonna find you.

Jonathan May-Bowles—comedian and recipient of a Wendi Deng airborne beatdown—today pleaded guilty to assault and causing harassment, alarm or distress. Afterward, May-Bowles said "this has been the most humble day of my life."