jones-beach

More Killer Sharks Off L.I. Shore!

ian spiegelman · 07/19/08 04:40PM

They get a little closer every day! Just yesterday one of the meat-crazed super-fish was defeated by a crew of life guards after it snuck up on some swimmers at Jones Beach. That's a real beach! Not some silly, pissy Hamptons beach where you deserve to be chomped into chum!