A refugee Apple flack has gone rogue and is now dishing on how the company tries to manipulate the press. Even when bending the truth in the grimy shadows of media relations, Apple uses an immaculate system.

A group of German idiots seeking publicity for their movie staged a fake suicide bombing in a fake California town yesterday and tricked the German media into running with it. Kind of like the Coast Guard did with CNN today.

Somebody in Britain (God?) is now mass marketing a $1,600 injection that women can get to triple the sensitivity of their G-spot, and increase its area "to the size of a 10p coin and a quarter of an inch high." I don't know British money, that's like, the size of a CD? "Woman sex drug | For female multiple orgasms | Makes G spot swell," summarizes The Sun. Nice. [The Sun UK]