Crumbling Time-Prince Jude Law wants the world to know he's perfectly happy to at long last to look like a disgusting skin monster just like everyone else. With his recent conversation with T Magazine ("Who Are You Calling Pretty Boy"), Law has finally completed the ancient ritual of the Aging Male Beauty interview, declaring his utter relief to have finally slid into human levels of attractiveness.

New York socialiate Gigi Jordan, upset over her failing marriage, killed her autistic son Jude in a botched murder suicide at the Peninsula Hotel. She was taken from there today babbling incoherently and brought to Bellevue for a psychiatric evaluation.

The Berlin Film Festival continued Sunday with critics' first look at Rage, the fashion-world mystery featuring Jude Law's revolutionary turn as a model. Just, you know, a female one.