We've shared a lot of special moments with Jeff Goldblum over the years—Rocky Horror, The Big Chill, the time he watched us poop—but perhaps none endures as annoyingly/endearingly as his role in Jurassic Park. Which is why we keep demanding that he come back to it, and he continues gamely indulging us.

Remember when somebody slowed down Justin Bieber's "U Smile" by 80% and it became a haunting ballad? Well, I'll do you one better: here's John Williams' Jurassic Park theme, slowed down 90%—10 times as long, infinitely more awesome.