After hinting that he might on Twitter a few hours ago, we now have photo confirmation that miniature pop figurine Justin Bieber has done the unimaginable. The tiny wee creature has cut his famous hair. Gone is the shaggy sweep of tresses, replaced by a thickety bramble of mouse-brown locks. Will a nation weep? So far, his legions of Twitter fans seem to have rallied behind him in this confusing hour. A nation, no, a world, watches.

Basketball games are among the best places for spotting celebrities in the wild. Since the famous folk frequent court side seats, the view is often unobstructed; the lighting is good; cameras are welcome; and, due to the magic of assigned seating, they often end up interacting with unexpected members of their flock. Case in point: At last night's NBA All-Stars game, Justin Bieber sat next to Rihanna.

Former music executive and current advertising guru Steve Stoute took a full-page ad out in the Sunday New York Times basically saying, "Yo, Grammys. I'm really happy for you. I'm gonna let you finish, but Eminem, Kanye West, and Justin Bieber had the best albums of all time." The sad thing is he's right.

Last week we got to see Justin Bieber shot to death on CSI and yesterday the Biebs played in the Celebrity All-Star game. What resulted was a lot of time on the ground (ha!) but he was eventually named MVP.

Remember when Gayle King had James Earl Jones read the lyrics to Justin Bieber's "Baby"? Well, it was only a matter of time before someone played it with a clip from Star Wars... and then the world exploded.

Inevitably, Justin Bieber has inflamed both the left and the right with his controversial Rolling Stone interview. Will Bieber become the latest casualty of our never-ending culture wars?

Here's a treat! In what seems like the perfect climax to Justin Bieber's invasion of talk shows and the PR circuit, the tween idol was shot to death in an episode of CSI last night. Enjoy!

After reading that Justin Bieber favors Canadian-style health care, Rep. Chris Murphy (D-CT) went boldly where no member of Congress had gone before:

Justin Bieber, the wee Canadian creeping into the windows of mothers, daughters, and sisters all across the land, continues the spread of the Bieber Fever epidemic. Here, JB re-writes the National Anthem and swoons over Resident Puma, Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Justin Bieber, mop-topped wunderkind of the wooded north, fell into a political booby trap at the hands of Rolling Stone, declaring himself pro-life and pro-Canada: "You guys are evil. Canada's the best country in the world." Uh oh.

Meet Jonah, he's such a huge Justin Bieber fan that he refers to him as 'my teenager'. Here he is nearly inconsolable after he witnesses his idol lose a Grammy to Esperanza Spalding.

Two people who have famous hair convened on Conan last night. When the topic of who had the better 'do came up, Biebs deferred to Conan, saying "You've got the amazing hair—it's just so aerodynamic!"

Selena's nineteen years old and the Biebs is merely a fresh-faced sixteen-year-old with famous hair. After deeming Selena to be a "bombshell," Joan tore apart the odd couple in ways only she could.

Does Bieber have beef with Gaga? On Chelsea Lately, the teen heartthrob weighed in on Gaga's buzzworthy Grammy apparel, saying, "I don't know, like, people say it's artistic and stuff. I'm just like, 'you're an egg.'" Harsh words, Bieber!

About 26.5 million people tuned into see just which way Lady Gaga was born at the Grammys last night. That's the show's largest audience since 2001. That also means a record number of people saw Justin Bieber lose. Perfect!

When it comes to embracing iconic haircuts, America would rather bask in the '90s glory of The Rachel rather than the '10s wonderment of The Bieber—well, at least at the box office. Everyone says Bieber is shitty, but today he is officially number two.

If you were just Googling "Esperanza Spalding"—tonight's surprise winner of the Grammy for Best New Artist—you may have been surprised to learn from her Wikipedia page that "SHE IS F****** REATARD," or that her middle name is either "Justin" or "Quesadilla," or, for that matter, that she beat out "Nominee and gay favorite Justina Bieber" for the award. Well! Far be it from us to cast aspersion on the accuracy of a user-edited font of knowledge like Wikipedia, but it certainly seems possible that fans of losing nominee Justin Bieber (or, perhaps, people who like to throw poop around the internet) may have been "vandalizing" her Wikipedia page, adding possibly-untrue facts like:

Treat yourself to a movie this chilly February weekend, because of all the things to do to keep warm, sitting in a movie theater is one of the more wholesome. Opening in theaters today we have Jen Aniston pretending she's married, Justin Bieber pretending he cares about his fans, and Channing Tatum and Jamie Bell pretending they haven't noticed what's happening between them.

On last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, Diddy crashed Justin Bieber's guest spot to tell everyone how much he loved Justin's new movie. (Answer: Too much for a 41 year old man.)

Justin Bieber was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night. One gag involved him "shaving" his head. We were shocked by how shocked we were—it was like a freshly clear cut mountain top. Terrifying. Put it back.